I should start by saying, if you want a dolphin doing somersaults through your navel ring, stop reading. If you want a daisy tribal tramp stamp that reads "born to be wild", keep looking. If you think... Read More
I should start by saying, if you want a dolphin doing somersaults through your navel ring, stop reading. If you want a daisy tribal tramp stamp that reads "born to be wild", keep looking. If you think your swollen ankle just won't look right with your creek sandals unless you have a comedy & tragedy mask combo, you ended up in the wrong place...Do you see a bunch of butterfly flash on the walls at this gallery? Sure as hell don't..If you're ready for an effin' masterpiece that makes Jackson Pollock look like a paint slappin' nancy, shut your mouth, sit your lumpy ass in that chair, and roll that sleeve ALL the way up, son-- This ain't "cousin Bobby's studio/garage/tetanus factory". This is where men (and women) are reborn with finesse and surgical precision. Period. Girls- you won't be skipping out the door with a neon unicorn on your shoulder blade-- oh no.. When you exit this place where dreams are made, you'll be a woman..a woman who miraculously just jumped 2 points on the 10 point scale with a body masterpiece to match.Let me ask you something, boy- how long have pleaded to the heavens for a confidence wielded only by REAL men? Let me tell you something- I'll be damned if you don't walk out those doors with more swagger and more chest hair than you walked in with! And that back piece you dreamed of? Well it just became your reality, son.. And there was only one place within hundreds of miles who could do it right. Congratulations. You've finally arrived. You are all that is man.If any of you have a problem with these guys, you must have your head up your own can. I didn't let anyone touch me with a needle for 30 years. Why? Because I don't want a permanent turd on my skin. I don't care if you think these guys are assholes or saints. Does it really matter when it comes to your body? Sure as heck doesn't! If you can't jive with how real professionals care for their work, let Bobby handle that sweet Tasmanian devil you want on your chest.. Honestly, I read these reviews before I sat down with these guys.. You know what I told myself? "I don't give a damn if they tell me my ideas are dumber than a bag of hair- I'm all-in for quality." When I got there, I didn't get a bad vibe at all. It was positive. It was synergy. And what I'm left with is a piece of art that I wouldn't trade for a Picasso original. Read Less