Artists Ant "Big Daddy" Simmons When not smuggling blood diamonds, Ant may be found backstage at Vegas Extravaganzas, curing would-be voyeurs of their many perversions with the aid of a large billyclub. Offer him strawberry daiquiris at your peril, lest he show you his unmatched collection of Taiwanese digestive parasites. "Shaven" Sean McLaughlan Sean, a tribal prince of a forgotten civilisation, narrowly escaped his execution after being accused of molesting the chieftain's daughter in the next village over the river. Years of travel have brought him to this far-flung corner of the globe, where his pale skin and English accent complete his disguise...